Songs

Other Songs

Al'S Christmas Song

 
It was the night before Christmas 
and all through the house 
no food was stirring 
not even a mouse. 
 
The stockings were hung 
round dad`s neck like a tie 
Along with a note that said 
Presents or die". 
 
The children were plotting 
all night in their beds. 
While the wife`s constant while 
was splitting his head. 
 
But daddy had money this year in the bank. 
Then they closed up early, 
now dad`s in the tank. 
 
All of a sudden santa appeared 
with a snear on his face, 
booze on his beard. 
Santa",I said as he laughed merrily 
You do so much for others, 
do something for me." 
Bundy",he said"you only sell shoes, 
your son is a sneak thief, 
your daughter a flooze. 
Ho,Ho,"Santa said,"should I mention your wife? 
her Hair is like an A-Bomb, 
her nails like a knife." 
 
He climbs up the chimney, 
fat piece of dung. 
He mooned me to times. 
He stuck out his thumb. 
He exclaimed,as he broke wind with glee, 
"You´re married with children,you´ll never be free." 
 
 
 

Al's Farm Song

 
 
Old MacBundy had a farm 
B-U-N-D-Y 
 
And on this farm there was no wife 
B-U-N-D-Y 
 
And no wife here and no kids there 
With a hooker coming over on friday night 
With big luscious of hooters and a pizza and a beer there 
 
Old MacBundy had a farm 
B-U-N-D-Y 
 
 
 

At the Nudie Bar

 
 
 
At the nudie bar 
where you can look at a thigh 
and blacken an eye 
at the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where they show you their butt 
and their trap stays shut 
at the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where you can`t touch a breast 
but you can cave in a chest 
at the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where the girlies dance 
in their underpants 
at the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where the music stinks 
and they water the drinks 
the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where the beer gives you gas 
but the bundy`s KICK ASS 
the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where Christmas is nice 
And lap dances are half price 
at the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where you drink down the shooters 
and unwrap the hooters 
at the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where egg nog`s are plenty 
and the girls are all 20 
at the nudie bar 
 
at the nudie bar 
where there`s a cop at the door 
and a Kennedy on the floor 
at the nudie bar 
 

Marcy Psycho Version

 
 
Who`s the guy who`s show is done? 
Who`s T.V.hero`s on the run? 
Who`ll be watching VH1? 
Loser Al,Loser Al,Loser Al.