MWC ENIGMAS

[Spare Tire Dixon]

How does Al clog the toilet when he never eats?

[Dr. Shoe]

Why is Bud a perennial virgin when he's always tricking hot babes, lonely older women, and Marcy's niece into bed with him? Also I'm pretty sure he was taken advantage of by a couple of beastly women.

[marriedaniac]

I'm pretty sure he was taken advantage of by a couple of beastly women.

"Now I know how Tom Arnold feels."

[marriedaniac]

You go then I'll go.....

Can it be true that Kelly has only ever had ONE pimple in her life?

[Dr. Shoe]

Why is Bud Pimplestiltskin and etc. and yet you never see any pimples?

[Spare Tire Dixon]

How can Peggy sit on the couch eating Bon-bons all day and not get fat?

[marriedaniac]

Why does Al say "MARcedes" instead of MERcedes?

[Dr. Shoe]

Why in the first season does Al talk about already having purchased his retirement property at Lake Chicamacomico and knowing then that it was a toxic waste dump, only to be found still making payments for it in season 5?

[Spare Tire Dixon]

Perhaps Al doesn't care that it's a toxic waste dump.

Peg, nor anyone else rarely does any housework, yet the Bundy house is pretty tidy.

[Dr. Shoe]

Perhaps Al doesn't care that it's a toxic waste dump.

Peg, nor anyone else rarely does any housework, yet the Bundy house is pretty tidy.

No no, in Married With Who Part 2, it's as though it's the first time he's heard it.

[marriedaniac]

Perhaps Al doesn't care that it's a toxic waste dump.

No no, in Married With Who Part 2, it's as though it's the first time he's heard it.

Part 2?
But you're right in that it sounds like it's the first he's heard of it. "A view of Lake... *reads* Chicamacomico!"

Nightmare on Al's Street: "I'd bet my retirement property on it... if the Army didn't have it padlocked."

Lazy writing/continuity perhaps.

[Dr. Shoe]

I have no idea why I said part 2....

Anyway, I found another one...we know from Al's driver's license that Al's birthday is in November, however in Luck of the Bundys Peg says he's a Cancer....

[marriedaniac]

Anyway, I found another one...we know from Al's driver's license that Al's birthday is in November, however in Luck of the Bundys Peg says he's a Cancer....

And in that episode he says his birthday is "two months" after Peg's, but hers is April 12th.

[AlphonseLeBundiac]

The greatest enigma seems to be this:
Why is there a bunch of peeps still obsessing about this utterly broken man, this utterly dysfunctional family,
turning every stone of a storyline that was obviously never taken seriously by its writers?

[Dr. Shoe]

I use it as an escape....kind of a hobby.