A handful of new Married with Children cut cards I was able to find signatures for. Flaherty is from one of my favorite episodes titled "Tooth or Consequences." He has an hysterical phone conversation that can make any collector cringe, it's posted below.
Dr. PLIERSON [He picks up the phone] What do you want? I got a dying man in the chair! [Al looks worried] No! Absolutely not! No! ... She's already got it... She's got them to. [Al nods knowingly] baseball card collection? Oh no, I'll give her the 150 bucks it's worth... She wants the cards? Why?... Because she knows I like them. Well, you tell her to take those cards and I hope she chokes on them!
He slams down the phone and walks back over to the chair.
Dr. PLIERSON Ooh! I love those cards! I spent my whole life collecting those cards!
AL Hey Doc, I think the novocaine is starting wear to off a little bit...
Dr. PLIERSON Shut up, Bundy! Just shut up! Oh, I'm so mad, I'm shaking!