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Right there, Peg, is the problem with America. We've lost our spirit for self reliance. Something's leaking - call someone. Something's broken - call someone. One ofthe kids suffers a ruptured appendix - call someone. Whatever happened to the old American spirit of "I can fix it myself." Whatever ha...

Everyone who watches Roadrunner cartoons knows the Coyote is going over the cliff, but you watch it and laugh anyway.

Beep beep.

This episode reminds me of cinnamon toast.

I may not know the color of my wife's eyes. I don't know my kids' birthdays. But I know... I know that's Brandi Brandt. Born 1968. Teeny teeny birthmark, 'round bend of left knee. Favorite movie "The Big Bus".

Let's see the Japanese build a better one of those.

A Ferguson says, "I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot."

Oh, if a Ferguson could talk, the stories it could tell. And now I've gotone of my very own. If only my dad could have lived to see thismoment.

Which year in MWC do you think Kelly/Christina looked her best?

Personally, I think Kelly's apex was in the 1988-1991 stretch, with her peak coming in season 4:

Well, I chalked up some more frequent loser miles today

Feet! Feet! No more feet!

One of Al's best lines

Reservation for Warren Beatty and family.